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愚人节英文创意祝福语

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导语】以下是写祝福为您整理的愚人节英文创意祝福语,希望大家能够喜欢。


  【第1句】:神知道你口渴,创造了水,神知道你饿,创造了米,神知道你没有一个可爱的朋友,所以创造了我,然而神也知道这世上没有笨蛋,顺便创造了你。
  God knows you are thirsty, creating a water, God knows you hungry, creating meters, God knows you have a lovely friends, so I created, but God knows no idiot in the world, the way you created.
  【第2句】:有人对我说:“你聪明的象猪”我听后便大怒!!我是了解你的!!这样的侮辱!简直太对不起猪了!
  Someone said to me: "you're smart like a pig" I listen to bate!! I know you!! such an insult! Too sorry pig!
  【第3句】:唐僧带三个徒弟稍做休息时,唐僧到猪八戒近前看后愤然道:“你这猪头,居然还有闲情看短信息!”
  Tang Seng took three disciple to slightly do the rest, Tang Seng to the pig eight quit near look after angrily: "you this PigHead, incredibly still have the leisure to see message!"
  【第4句】:请走到最近的电线杆前面,对着上面的野广告大声说“我的病有救了”
  Please go to the nearest telephone pole ahead, at the top of advertisement loudly say "I ill be saved"
  【第5句】:昨天晚上我做了个梦,梦见你掉进了臭粪坑,爬上后你竟说:到底是生了个好时代,连粪坑也香喷喷。
  I had a dream last night, dream of you fell into a stinking cesspool, climb after you have said: what is born for a good times, even cesspit also fragrant.
  【第6句】:正在删除通讯录全部信息将丢失请稍侯...
  Deleting all mail list information will be lost please wait...
  【第7句】:追你追你我追你,就象猎人追狐狸;亲你亲你我亲你,就象老汉啃玉米。
  Chase you chase you I chase you, like the hunter traced a fox; dear you dear you my dear you, just like the old man eating corn.
  【第8句】:八戒遇月老问:靠!月老!为何让我跟高家玉兰分离。月老道:她是人,你是妖,我怕你们的孩子生出是人妖
  Eight quit when asked by matchmaker matchmaker:!! why let me tell Gaogu YuLan separation. Joking way: she is a person, you are a demon, I am afraid your children born is a hybrid
  【第9句】:下班就回家的是穷鬼,9点回家的是酒鬼,11点回家的是色鬼,2-3点回家的是赌鬼,不回家的是野鬼!
  Work on the home is poor, 9 home is a drunkard, 11 home is a sex maniac, 2-3 home is a gambler, home is a wild ghost!
  【第10句】:风流潇洒是帅哥,一呼百应是大哥,出租司机是的哥,看短信的是PIG.
  Graceful but not showy is handsome, a hundred responses to a hundreds is the eldest brother, the taxi driver is the elder brother, see a message is PIG.
  【第11句】:小明上课时总是睡觉,老师批评他:你可不可以不要睡觉!?小明回答:不行,因为我是特困生。
  Xiaoming always sleep in class, the teacher criticized him: can you don't sleep!? Xiaoming answer: No, because I'm poor students.
  【第12句】:那天看到你在超市闲逛。你把手伸进能验价格的机器,结果显示:猪蹄8元,你以为机器出了问题,把头伸了进去,我一看差点笑死:猪头18元!
  When I saw you walking around the supermarket. You can check the price reached into the machine, the results showed: pig's trotters 8 yuan, do you think that the machine is out of the question, put his head into it, I saw almost killing PigHead: 18 yuan!

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